Me: What happened Happy Sir? Why so sad-sad?
Happy Singh: Oye yaar! Those $%&&%@ have ranked India #125? Unki toh…
Me: 125, you mean in the FIFA Football Ranking.
Happy Singh: No. We are #154 there.
Me: Okay, must be the Corruption factor then. Correct?
Happy Singh: Arre, No yaar! We are #72 amongst the least corrupted nations.
Me: Isse bura aur kya hoga?
Happy Singh: You think na.
Me: Chal, final try. Human Development Index, right?
Happy Singh: Udhar #128.
Me: Baap re! Accha tell me how do you know so much.
Happy Singh: Bas aise hi timepass.
Me: Bata bhi de. These questions are not even in Paanchvi Pass. Kya IAS coaching le raha hai?
Happy Singh: Nahin yaar nahin, meri girlfriend GMAT de rahi hai.
Me: Kaunsi number girlfriend.
Happy Singh: Abhi bani hai. 7th and final. Ab toh settle hone ka hai.
Me: Toh pareshaan kyon hai mere dost?
Happy Singh: India ki yeh ranking nahin badli toh mujhe apna naam badalna padega.
Me: Oh please, this is getting real Bheja Fry!
Happy Singh: We are #1 in democracy and tea production, #2 in population and rice production, and #3 in cricket and mobile phone connections. But, i am not happy.
Me: Why?
Happy Singh: India is #125 in…
Me: In?
Happy Singh: In…in The World Map of Happiness! Main unka mooh tod doonga…
Me: Cool down buddy! What happened to your mood, never seen you so angry even when you failed thrice in 11th class?
Happy Singh: How will i face everyone?
Me: We Indians don’t care. We are happy with Roti, Kapda, Makaan Aur Mobile.
Happy Singh: But, my girlfriend does!
Me: Kyon?
Happy Singh: She wants to settle in Canada after her GMAT.
Me: And…
Happy Singh: Canada is ranked #10 in The World Map of Happiness.
Me: So…
Happy Singh: What will i say – that i am Happy Singh from Unhappy India?
Me: Toh yeh gall hai!
Happy Singh:Before I migrate to Canada on August 15, 2008, can anyone please tell me the Joys of being an Indian?
Me: Sure, i will request the readers of my blog.
Happy Singh: I don’t want to change my name. Please let me be Happy.
Excellent. I did not understand all of it but thoroughly enjoyed reading this. You do have a nice sense of humor.
Narges
Venke an excellent conversation…
I can list down so many reasons, anything to help our poor Happy Singh from changing his name…
• Being an Indian makes me happy
• Strangers talking to you and trying to offer you an helping hand when stranded makes me happy
• Rains drops falling on the ground and the fragrance of mother earth- also makes me happy (I bet it doesn’t smell the same every where)
• Gorging on all the goodies that our neighbours send on festivals and occasions
• Dropping in un announced at frenz, families ya phir padosi key ghar for a meal or a cup of tea
• Breaking into a jig at sound of a dhol or a bhangra beat- kahin bhi kabhi bhi
• An yes! No one can beat us at our sense of humor- these guys making the happiness guidebook must not have heard all the santa- banta jokes please send them a compilation